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sad to the core

sad to the core

i eat boys for breakfast and souls for lunch

me:damn i need to save my money
me:*spends $200 in a week*

floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

(Source: flewor, via pizza)

nintendontdodrugs:

halaalpussy:

pearlsandalexandrites:

I think I watched this on my iPad in algebra 2 for two straight weeks on repeat.

THIS NIGGA LOOKED INTO THE CAMERA WITH A STRAIGHT ASS FACE SAYIN I MIGHT FUCK YA MOTHER ONE DAY THEN HE MUHFUCKIN HARMONIZED AFTER IT

THIS IS THE RAWEST MOST DEADLY WHITE BOY I HAVE EVER SEEN THIS NIGGA REALLY WILL HOP UP IN UR HOUSE 3 AM FUCKIN YA MAMMY BLUNT IN THE HAND AND LOOKIN U DEAD IN THE EYE WITH A GLOCK IN HIS SHORTS THIS SHIT WENT AWWWWF

its amazing how many people dont know its andy milonakis.

(Source: baegls, via tuhree)

woodmeat:

vinebox:

if money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

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why vinebox tumblr makin text posts

(via heliolisk)

bitrates:

I wonder if anyone ever considers my blog one of their favorites.

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(Source: bitrates, via batesmurderhouse)

snorlaxatives:

*sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care

(Source: snorlaxatives, via asian)

pizzadyse:

dykeygreenleaf:

foolieghoulie:

torzath:

So I was taking a photo of my friend Aaron at the beach today when this happened.

goodbye Aaron

still pointin that leg in perfect form tho

omg Δ

(via batesmurderhouse)

hvrted:

I wish I had google as a brain

(Source: wastery, via pornstarwars)

qrieves:

"lol chill Hazel Grace it’s a metaphor"

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(via pizza)

idon-tevenwantoknow:

THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A RUSTIC CABIN IN THE WOODS AWAY FROM ALL SOCIETYimage

THEN THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A MODERN ASS HOUSE image

THEN I’M LIKE I’LL ACCEPT NOTHING MORE THAN A VICTORIAN MANOR
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THEN I WANT A PENTHOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF NEW YORK
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THEN I WANT ONE OF THOSE HOUSE MADE OUT SHIPPING CONTAINERSimage

THEN I WANT A FRENCH CHATEAUimage

BUT I ALSO WANT A TREE HOUSEimage

AND FALLINGWATER image

AND A LITTLE COTTAGE ON THE OCEANimage

HOUSES ARE SO COOL

(via imjustanotherselfishmachine)

unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

(via heliolisk)

tuukka-rask:

if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras. 

(via batesmurderhouse)

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